![]() ![]() So which one was it? Tweet us and let us know your pick. He meant run one on a girl, but then again, are gangbangs ever not gay?ġ0) "Fresh from a jail cell, greasier than Vaseline" - Meek Mill Here, Jadakiss unintentionally reveals a childhood tragedy.ĩ) "Juicy is my name, sex is my game / Let's call the boys, let's run a train" - Juicy J What he does, instead, is promise violent anal sex.Ĩ) "First two words I ever learn, cock and squeeze" - Jadakiss This is pretty direct, but he means to be promising violence. I’m down low where every last hoodlum be / I feel baby boy tryin to ice grill me / Walk up to him, you know nice and polite / Let him know it’s real, lift the shirt up right / I’ma let it off cause I ain’t tryin to fight” - Sheek Louchħ) "M*therf*cka, I'll rip your butthole outta place" - DMX Maybe "ridin' with a b*tch" would have sufficed, but then again Rocky claims to be gay-friendly.Ħ) "Now I’m in the club, no V.I.P. Pharrell was probably just trying to come out of the closet with this one.ĥ) "Uh, uh, catch me ridin' like a b*tch" - A$AP Rocky Is Kendrick trying to tell us he was robbed, or had his butt eaten by three men?ģ) "Yayo, bring the condoms, I'm in room 203" - 50 Centĥ0 Cent and Tony Yayo are very close, but that doesn't mean they don't practice safe sex.Ĥ) "Guess you ain't heard that we swallow guys" - N.E.R.D. ![]() Perhaps "and a big d*ck" would have been a better choice of words.Ģ) "Three n*ggas in one room, first time I was tossed" - Kendrick Lamar On that note, you decide what the most unintentionally gay rap lyric is out of these high-caliber examples:ġ) "I got Tic-Tacs in my mouth with a big d*ck" - Redman Perhaps no one cares about man-on-man booty eating in rap anymore. How the other members of the group didn't warn him he'd be the victim of lists like this, I don't know. When Migos' Qua vo said, "I'll eat a n*gga ass like an Almond Joy," that was unintentionally gay, albeit pretty obvious. Biggie was a boss, so he didn't care what you thought about him, or his lyrics, but that's not what we're going to examine here. He's describing his lust for a woman, but explicitly stating his willingness to blow her father. said, "you look so good, I'll suck on your daddy's d*ck," that was intentionally gay as f*ck. Despite this, many of the lyrics spat in rap had unintentional gay meanings, which was ironic and hilarious for any listener with awareness. Saying something that could somehow be perceived as gay had to be met with a "no homo," "pause" or "aye yo" in the parlance of insecure, vigilant homophobes. Rappers like André 3000, Kanye West, Eminem and Drake were all too comfortable talking about their emotions and weaknesses, and they became some of the most popular artists in mainstream music.īut during the era of gangster rap, being gay was seen as the ultimate taboo, and homosexuality was constantly ridiculed and threatened in millions of lyrics from rappers around the world. The 90s cemented this phenomenon, and it wasn't until the early aughts that things began to change. Even though at its inception, it was based on partying and having fun, the genre quickly became defined by bully ethos, and a competition over being the hardest, manliest man out there. 41 years after it’s initial release, it’s instantly recognizable and impossible not to sing along to – if only I could memorize the words! For your little kids, the lyrics include the word “boogie” and we all know nothing makes a kid laugh harder.The following post is satirical and not meant to be homophobic in any way. The song that’s credited with introducing rap to the masses. Read on for the best rap songs that prove the genre can be family-friendly.Ī version of this article was originally published in December 2015. Since finding rap and hip hop picks that make the kid-friendly cut can be super limiting, we’ve done the work for you below, each vetted to have exactly zero words you wouldn’t want your kid repeating elsewhere. Hopefully your small humans will not only have fun listening to these songs with you, but will thank you when they’re older for the introduction you provided. These tunes may even tempt you to bust out some old dance moves - just a friendly word of advice, maybe stretch a little first? ![]() If you get what I’m saying, and are similarly desperate to connect with the kids in your life through music, quality music, this is the perfect list for you to check out, full of explicitly non-explicit jams that you can sing along to with your kids. ![]()
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